I always need a book when I do my number 2’s.
Just like five minutes ago.
I was to upload a new photo of me and Isabelle on Facebook but I needed to use the washroom so I stood up and locked my computer. I was really on the verge of having it all out but I didn’t go straight to the washroom.
Instead, I ransacked my bookshelf first of something I can read while I do the deed and I have nothing better than Breaking Dawn to pull.
I know and don’t say it. I’m weird.
I think it’s weirder though for some people to smoke while doing it. I mean, don’t they think cigarette smoke furthers the stink and the stench of the whole thing?
Yeah, I’ve got nothing better to post. I just thought of this while I was inside the dump room, imagining of how freakin’ Bella would look like in a wedding dress, acting all uncomfortable and awkward.
I just thought a post about bowel movements would augment my already elaborate blog. Of course, you know I’m joking.
Lastly, I’ll say it for you. I’m weird.